MATTER: VHS or VIDEO HOME SYSTEM cassette. “VHS” is contained within thin cardboard containment unit. Said unit is adorned with a crude drawing of what I have been told is a duck, or, “Daffy Duck”
The VHS contains the following programmes:
“Yankee Doodle Daffy”
“Daffy and the Dinosaur”
The VHS is made up of the following components:
187mm wide, 103mm deep, 25mm thick plastic shell. ‘
Five Phillips head screws.
Two plastic spools.
12.7mm wide mechanic tape.
Taste: A small child inserted peanut butter into the “VHS”. It was delicious.
The rest was mediocre.
Taste: dont want to talk about it
I broke the egg
Anonymous asked: What is the nutritional value of plastics, fabric, cardboard, etc.
NUTRITIONAL VALUE OF PLASTIC: NEGLIGIBLE.
NUTRITIONAL VALUE OF FABRIC: PLEASE SPECIFY FORM OF FABRIC.
NUTRITIONAL VALUE OF CARDBOARD: Contains some nutritional value for herbivores, none for homo-sapiens as homo-sapiens cannot digest cellulose.
Matter: Outer shell composed of “fabric”, “foam”, “synthetic hair”. Outer shell vaguely resembles a female, cartoon, “red fox” or “Vulpes vulpes”.
Upon devouring said matter the inner core was found to be that of a male Homo sapien soaked in 2-methylphenol (o-cresol), 4-methylphenol (p-cresol), and urea.
Taste: Outer shell was tasteless, inner shell was fatty, salty, and delicious and the bones made a pleasant “snap”. Tastes better than “Vulpes vulpes”.
Matter: “Pizza” comprised of the following:
Taste: What is going on here what is happening. What is going on here what is happening. What is going on here what is happening. What is going on here what is happening. What is going on here what is happening. What is going on here what is happening. What is going on here what is happening.
What is going on here what is happening.
Matter: “Plastic” with strands of synthetic “hair” molded to emulate the body of a juvenile ”horse”
The “horses” eaten are as follows:
*not a conventional food
Taste: Tasteless, typical, plastic flavor. Some “horses” were salty from children smearing “play-doh” on them. Hollow inner body.
Yet another DECEPTIVE OBJECT, as none of these horses taste like their monikers.